"The last time you went through this ponies got incarcerated!": fav.me/d63bp1k
What the hay happened to the sign this time!? I'sh... couldn't... fill in all it... What?
Seeing as you're all very, very cruel and voted that I work on a big comic in my earlier poll, here's the first part. Since ponies seem to go so well with pizza and nachos (did that just sound really disturbing?), then why not chili? Consider this a homage to the spicy delicacy. Looks as if Spike isn't playing second fiddle in this particular scenario but won't he come to regret it later? Stay tuned to find out. Contents may contain copious amounts of references to all sorts of things.
"Silly Twilight, do we need to go over Pinkie Sense again?" "N-no! That's okay, Pinkie!" "Oh, but I insist. See, it all starts with turning things sideways from everything else..." "Noooooooooooooo!"
"And that's how Equestria was made!" "Hehe, sure..." "Okey doki Loki!" *Bounces off* "Self note: stop trying to apply logic to the minds of crazy ponies; it doesn't work and it only makes you regret living."
"Surprise! I'm surprised you're here! Does that make you squared? What if I surprised you while you surprised me, would you cube out and bridge into non-Euclidean geometries? CAN YOU TURN SIDEWAYS FROM REALITY?" "Pinkie... Surprise... I don't even know what's going on. And that scares me." "Oh, don't worry, Twilight! Surprise is totally my almost-me from the Dreamtime before they turned me pink and now she's sorta my sister but not and we're still trying to figure all that out until canon gets updated." "I... I'm going to back away now, before my sanity is caught in the crossfire." "I know, right? But it's so fun to watch." "...WHY? WHY ARE THERE TWO PINKIE PIES?" "Oh, she's visiting from inside someone's head. Don't mind her, she's not actually here." "...Hehe... hah.... "Hehehehehe...." "Uh-oh, I think we broke her." "BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FOALS! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!"